vriksaserket: if ur ever sexting just send them this gif If you’re ever sexting Elijah Wood, just send him this gif.
animefrank: so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction however when my pizza arrived i got this no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david
I’ve begun worshipping the Sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike...– George Carlin (via derpghost)
nuggles: DOES ANYONE ELSE EAT THEIR POPCORN WITH THEIR TONGUE LIKE A LIZARD OR IS THAT JUST ME And for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.
And if the night runs over And if the day won’t last And if your way...– U2
Experience is, for me, the highest authority. The touchstone of validity is ...– Anon
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire...– Blade Runner
“When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.” -Jimi Hendrix